kristenlovesyou: This girl hooked up with tree at Ultra 2012 How fucked up does one have to be to hook up with a tree oh my god
Adam Levine is going to be on American Horror...
jadeandsuch: Sweet Jesus I think life just got a little better.
reginaface replied to your post: I still haven’t watched The Hunger Games or 21… boo you whore :P that is so not fetch :P
I still haven’t watched The Hunger Games or 21 Jump Street.
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
So according to my parents, I have been to Philadelphia, Atlantic City, and New Jersey. Why is it that I don’t remember visiting any of these places?