I Hate When I'm Eating Starbursts And Somebody...
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Tomorrow is September 1st
Only in America can people be put in prison, but then be rewarded for it. smh
my hands smell like toothpaste
"I'm gonna get six locks on my door. And then when...
I have a sixpack. Of crayons.
The world's greatest going away cake.
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I don’t see myself as beautiful, because I can see a lot of flaws. People have...– Angelina Jolie (via seeemar)
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