why do all celebrities have to be good roll models they didnt sign up to babysit your kid
I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles
being a human is so weird
people are blaming that woman like madonna didnt just walk right into her
That woman should have felt the air turn cold and the very hairs on her neck stand on end when Madonna came within 300 feet of her. It is her fault.
"You’re the worst friend ever" in a monotone voice
I’m very happy
this video keeps me going
"if you don’t stop talking I will kill you"
This is one of the most freeing statements I have seen in a while
Ladies, gents and non-binaries: Stephen Fry, man who possesses the most common sense of any human on earth.
Me reblogging this is my contribution to earth day