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Solo Cups: Knowledge
I was curious about the lines on solo cups the other weekend and learned something amazing. This information should be taught in an intro class to all high schoolers and college students.
It turns out that the lines of the solo cup allows you to measure out a shot, a glass of wine, and a beer. This would have been ridiculously helpful during my partying years!
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- Umbridge: You applied first for the Defence Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct?
- Snape: Yes.
- Umbridge: But you were unsuccessful?
- Snape: Ob
- Umbridge:
- Snape:
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- Umbridge:
- Snape: viously.
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
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i wish i had kim kardashian’s talent of not having any talent and making money out of it
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The year is 2042. “I was born in the wrong generation” a teenage white girl sighs as she listens to One Direction and cleans the lens on her vintage iPhone 4S.
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- police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
- me: not with that attitude
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
- Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
- Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
- Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
- Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
- Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
- Woman: That's a shame.
- Me: Why?
- Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
- Cashier: Why is it a shame?
- Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
- Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
- Woman: It's offensive!
- Me: But how does it affect you?
- Woman: What?
- Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
- Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
- Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
- Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
Holy shit
GUYS, WE ARE FUCKING TINY.
the more i look at this, the scarier it is
forever fucking reblog. This is probably the most interesting/awesome thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr, LOL *__*
MIND BLOWN
Me siento peor que una hormiga! :| Wow, impresiona la verdad.
Y despues hay gente que no cree que exista vida en otro planeta… eso no significa que vengan y nos invadan y blablabla like a película de acción (? pero que existe tiene que existir…
appreciate!
amazing
Hmm? What’s that? Oh, my existence is phucking insignificant? Great, thanks HUGE-ASS STARS
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